Phone call

C: So I got an exciting phone call today from the Arts Council about a new pilot program.

E: Maybe they should come up with a better theme.

C: What?

E: You know, all the bad publicity they've gotten lately...

C: Huh?

E: You know! All the kidnappings and ransom and stuff. They're bad guys, not cool guys. 

C: Wait. what do you think I said?

E: You're going to be in a pirate program.

C: PILOT. Pilot program.

E: Oh.